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1. (dead) (2165↑, 633↓)
Britney Spear's career

Wow britney spears sucks

2. (dead) (1185↑, 485↓)
Something that is no longer living and can now be kicked.

Yep it's dead\! *Kicks it*

3. (dead) (696↑, 369↓)
1. To no longer live (like...no pulse) 2. To be REALLY boring 3. To be in serious trouble

1. My dog is dead, I hope he went to doggy heaven 2. This party is dead, I'm going home 3. My mom caught me having sex, I'm dead

Author: ihavenolife http://dead.urbanup.com/739961
4. (Dead) (323↑, 31↓)
frontman of norwegian black metal band Mayhem. committed suicide at the age of 22. the real soul of Mayhem. Mayhem without Dead are not the real Mayhem. probably the best blackster ever. his name will never die, as his spirit does. never forget his death, that changed black metal scene more than Euronymous' death did. in memory of a legend.

Dead is simply a legend. nothing else to say.

Author: countess_Grishnackh http://dead.urbanup.com/4191875
5. (dead) (299↑, 184↓)
When you're passed the point of something being hilariously funny; when you've laughed as hard as you possibly can. Often expressed online by putting an asterisk (*) in front of and behind the word itself.

Ashley: So I went out with this guy last night, and we hit it off, but he doesn't seem to be interested in me other than my clothes and who does my hair. Mary: That boy has more zest than a bag full of lemons. Ashley: *DEAD*

Author: purplestar1952 http://dead.urbanup.com/4230629
6. (dead) (313↑, 246↓)
something that forgot how to wake up

MOM: ".. oh my god, son.. the president is DEAD... he was shot by a farmer riding a camel.." SON: ".. oh no.. What'd they do to the farmer?" MOM: "They gave him a time-out for ten minutes and told him not to do it again" SON: "Wow they're getting harsher on punishment these days, we should protest .. and make up some false allegations of police brutality\!" MOM: "GOOD IDEA"

7. (dead) (111↑, 72↓)
The opposite of street smart.

Aw, yeah, that dude's pretty street smart, ain't he? Naw, he dead.

8. (dead) (89↑, 60↓)
1. Not living. 2.A childish phrase meaning 'in serious trouble', ie with a parent/teacher/older bigger person, that will surely result in the child/student/smaller younger person being killed.

1. He hasn't got a pulse, he is dead. 2. Child A: You're dead. Child B: I'm clearly still living. Child A: No, your mother saw you push that kid off his bike - you're dead.

9. (dead) (145↑, 118↓)
Dead: No longer takeing up space and breathing our air.

I'm glad that son-of-a-bitch is dead, See also; [bit the shit] and [negative patient care outcome]

10. (dead) (64↑, 38↓)
Very. Used alot in Scotland....and in one example I can think of in my dialect of American English: dead tired.

Tha' was dead brilliant\!

11. (Dead) (23↑, 4↓)
1) Deceased. No longer in the world of the living. 2) No longer entertaining. Over. 3) Definitely, extremely.

1) Yassir Arafat is dead; he died in 2004. 2) I'm leaving. This party is dead. 3) I'm not joking; I'm dead serious. (Also in this category is, "Enemy sub dead ahead\!")

Author: Diggity Monkeez http://dead.urbanup.com/1005641
12. (dead) (53↑, 37↓)
Not living. Severely lacking living processes, such as, but not limited to, breathing, beating heart, ect.

Bill got shot in the face, and it's at that time we realized he was dead.

Author: Brian/Larry/Ziggy/Morpheus http://dead.urbanup.com/738621
13. (Dead) (122↑, 107↓)
Besides boring and something which no longer lives among us, it also is the late, great, former singer of Black Metal group MAYHEM. He was in the split album they did with Morbid Angel and a few other bootlegs and live albums. Just before releasing their second album, Dead slashed his arms up and blew his brains out with a sawed off shotgun. HellHammer (Mayhem's drummer) took broken skull pieces and made them into a necklace and Euronymous (Mayhem's late, great, former guitarist) took a bit of his brain, cooked it and ate it. Another interesting bit is that Euronymous took a picture of Dead after his suicide, un-tampered with. This picture was on the cover of a bootleg of mayhem featuring dead and current singer, Maniac (which was one of the first vocalists of Mayhem, even before dead anyways - he was the vocalist on Deathcrush). To many (including myself), Dead is a metal God, he was Mayhem's best vocalist, and true kvltist of black metal. In tours he would cut himself with knives and throw rotten meat at the crowd and he died self inflicted and brutally. Dead is gone, but in no way forgetten by Mayhem's fans. Dead is a metal God to black metal as Chuck Shulinder is for Death Metal.

"Before the shows Dead used to bury his clothes into the ground... He was a "corpse" on stage" - Hellhammer

14. (Dead) (25↑, 11↓)
A state of being intensely high, drunk, or both.

"Shit...I'm so dead...this MJ is killer..."

15. (Dead) (16↑, 5↓)
1) When a party or club is not fun or no longer is fun to be at anymore. 2) What happens when Daddy catches you on top of his "Little Girl"

...What the hell is up with these other definitions? We know what the normal term DEAD means, morons\! This is urbandictionary.com not WEBSTER's DICTIONARY\!\!\!

16. (dead) (23↑, 13↓)
used a lot in the north of britain (anywhere north of Birmingham), means very, really, or a lot. used as an exclamation.

wow\! that's dead good\! you're dead cool\! yum, that pie was dead tastey\!

Author: Cara Roberts http://dead.urbanup.com/1725650
17. (dead) (21↑, 11↓)
The [Grateful Dead].

"I'm home, baby\! Put on the Dead and spread\!"

Author: red burrito http://dead.urbanup.com/740967
18. (Dead) (13↑, 5↓)
Is like saying LOL, or LMAO or Your Killing Me

John: Knock Knock Peter: Who's there? John: Boinga Peter: Boinga Who? John: Boinga My Toinga\!\!\! Peter: DEAD\! THATS MAD FUNNY HAHAHA DEAD\! like: [LOL][LMFAO][LMAO][ROFL][Your Killing Me]

19. (dead) (37↑, 29↓)
Adj - Extremely tired, in pain from physical exertion.

"Man, can you grab me a drink? I just ran all the way here, and man, am I dead."

Author: Peter Smith http://dead.urbanup.com/832193
20. (dead) (13↑, 5↓)
deceased, an empty shell, devoid of life, not alive, soulless

I kill you dead, MOTHERFUCKER. o_o

21. (dead) (10↑, 3↓)
An adverb that typically modifies an adjective. Often used as a replacement for "very," "so," or "extremely" and is assumed to have a stronger positive or negative connotation.

"You got an F in PE? Are you serious?" "Yeah man I'm dead serious" "Hey that girl over there is dead hot" "My dad was dead pissed when I took his car out for a drive" "That Calculus test was easy" "Are you kidding? That test was dead hard"

22. (dead) (13↑, 6↓)
something that is not [happening]

fuck it this scene is dead\!

23. (dead) (14↑, 7↓)
when you poke something and it dont move, im pretty dam sure its dead.

oooh a bird *poke* *poke* it aint moving, oh crap its dead. ill give it to the homeless 4 dinner.

Author: gcghettoMADE http://dead.urbanup.com/227104
24. (dead) (9↑, 2↓)
Severely lacking life

If you don't shut up, I'm going to kill you until you're dead.

25. (dead) (24↑, 18↓)
having an appointment with Chuck Norris

"Why isn't Bob Saget hosting America's Funniest Home Videos anymore?" "He's dead."

26. (dead) (10↑, 4↓)
Said after a rubbish joke or after someone tries to do something funny but is not.

Boy: Look what I can do\! *Runs into the wall* Other boy: DEAD

Author: E11//*]***** http://dead.urbanup.com/1658144
27. (dead) (9↑, 3↓)
in the hood dead means to get drunk

we gon get dead tonight ya'll

Author: butterflypoet http://dead.urbanup.com/1570062
28. (dead) (27↑, 22↓)
UNCONSCIOUS

ECCLESIASTES 9:5-6 5) For the living know that they will die; But THE DEAD KNOW NOTHING. THEIR MEMORY IS FORGOTTEN. 6) THEIR LOVE, HATRED AND ENVY ARE ALL GONE. They will never again participate in anything that happens under the sun.

Author: Rev. Zombiegone http://dead.urbanup.com/3947803
29. (Dead) (6↑, 2↓)
stuck in a place where you don't know why you are there. you can still be ALIVE to be this kind of dead.

She was dead when she walked into the party that she wasn't invited to.

Author: metroluver23 http://dead.urbanup.com/3716987
30. (dead) (8↑, 4↓)
(V) - to put to an end

nah, we deaded that shit a long ass time ago

31. (dead) (7↑, 3↓)
adj. Not alive

"It's dead Billy, don't pick at it."

32. (Dead) (4↑, 1↓)
An adjective for describing an attractive man/woman if you are slightly sick in the head

"Did you see the girl behind the bar?\!" "Yeah, she was absolutely dead\!"

33. (Dead) (3↑, 1↓)
Opposite of alive If you're reading this, you're definitly not dead.

I'M DEAD\! No mate, you're not dead don't be stupid\! I'M DYING Mate, ya fine, you didn't even get shot ...oh.

Author: A Person person person person http://dead.urbanup.com/4418961
34. (dead) (4↑, 2↓)
used as a verb: To disassociate oneself with a person to the point that they are as if dead. This is usually done to a person whose actions are considered malicious.

"She's crazy\! You already told her you didnt want to speak to her. You gotta dead her\! Don't answer her phone calls and ignore any type of communication she may want to have with you."

35. (dead) (5↑, 3↓)
A now-empty bottle of alcohol.

The vodka's dead. Who killed the fucking vodka? Whoever killed the vodka has to fucking replenish it.

36. (dead) (3↑, 1↓)
1. When something is no longer "cool" or "deck". When something is very lame. 2. When a room or party contains no, or few people.

1a. Yo, you see Justin today? He's wearing those dead ass highwaters again. 1b. Dude, those pink sandals are fuckin' dead\! 2. Damn, this party is dead as hell\!

37. (dead) (6↑, 4↓)
when something is no longer living because it was shot with a seeking missile

Dave Perhac is dead because his really cool friend Josh shot him with a seeking missile

38. (dead) (13↑, 11↓)
What someone becomes when I'm mad at them. See [Kate Bosworth]

"Is she dead?" "Yeah, shoot her again just to make sure though. Serves her right for sleeping with my Orlando."

Author: Rebecca Bloom, wife of Orlando Bloom http://dead.urbanup.com/423371
39. (dead) (4↑, 2↓)
boring as all hell

this place is dead....lets go to a punk rawk show instead...hey, i rhymed a little.....ha....

Author: hairy armpits are attacking my head\! http://dead.urbanup.com/210131
40. (dead) (1↑, 0↓)
future tense of deaded. see deaded (rejected). extreme ownage to come.

Kevin: Damnn yo dis bitch piper is pissin me off yo. James: Yuh gonn dead her tomorow? Kevin: Yerr. ima be like u pussy ass niqquh bitch. who the fuck u think u are u nappy ass blue waffle wanna be britney spears white trash blonde ho. James: Damn. Deaded.

41. (dead) (1↑, 0↓)
What happens when your cells stop having sex.

Cell: Oh noes\! I can't reproduce. Captain Obvious to the rescue\!\!\! Captain Obvious: YOU ARE DEAD\!

Author: ihatelifemorethanyou http://dead.urbanup.com/4491741
42. (dead) (1↑, 0↓)
1. sleep 2. lazy 3. having little or no money

1. I called Joe this morning after we went out last night, he didn't answer.... he prolly dead. 2. I was going to the gym, but I was dead boy\!\!\! 3. Greg: You coming out with us tonight son? Vic: Man I'm dead like fred\!

43. (Dead) (7↑, 6↓)
Steve Irwin + Sting Ray = Dead. (Note: Actual proven scientific fact.)

steve irwin is effing dead.

44. (dead) (4↑, 3↓)
a [bowl] that is now ash, so you can't smoke it any more.

*toke toke toke*... it's dead, but let's pack it up again.

45. (dead) (3↑, 2↓)
A song written by the not-so-popular and not-so-well-known band They Might Be Giants.

I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date. I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself. Did a large procession wave their tortches as my head fell in the basket? And was everybody dancing on the casket? Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want OR I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.

46. (Dead) (16↑, 15↓)
one of the greatest rock bands of all time-grateful dead

we saw a killer dead show last night. theres no more dead since jerry died.

47. (Dead) (0↑, 0↓)
Means extremely funny, it's meant to replace the word "LOL". It was founded by Andrew The Intern (From the beat 9.45) and his friends. Its going to be the next viral word\!

1. Guy: That's so funny I'm [dead] 2. Girl1: omg that's [dead] Girl2: what is? Girl1: this picture.. Girl2: hahaha im [dead]

48. (dead) (0↑, 0↓)
Gone and never coming back.

I accidentally hung myself and i woke up in a hospital with everyone thinking it was a suicide attempt. Now everyone i loved is gone and my past life and dreams are dead.

Author: Curtis_Robert http://dead.urbanup.com/6071738
49. (Dead) (0↑, 0↓)
Dead is the term used when the absence from school/college is unknown by fellow pupils and friends and therefore you are simply known to be dead

Bob: Where's Tony today? Fred: Dunno Roy: He's probably dead Tony: Hey guys I'm back Roy: So you're no longer dead? Fred: Tony, what a fuckin skiver Bob: No mate, he's dead

50. (Dead) (2↑, 2↓)
No whining or bitching. Because you can't. You are dead. You at least want some questions answered? You'd probably be better off just getting used to keeping quiet, dead boy. And that also goes for the smart bitch right there that just said "I'm not a boy". You're dead too. Welcome to deadity. In your first and final venture into deadness, you may notice how the weather is neither hot nor cold, and how there are no rainy days or sunny days. Or more specifically, you may have noticed how "weather" does not exist. Be very alarmed. Do not be alarmed. In fact, you may find in your dead state that approximately 100% of the sensations and phenomena you were familiar with in your living days are conspicuously non-existent. Remember how, when you were alive, you wasted hours and hours watching daytime (and probably night-time) television? Well, this is exactly like that, except without the television. And without the day and night. And without time. Perhaps you have noticed a light shining in the distance. Please do not approach it. In the past countless dead like yourself have fooled themselves into believing it was the gate to heaven, or possibly an angel, or even God. However, it is none of the above. It's my cell phone blinking. I have mail. You don't though. Because you're dead.

Courtesy of Uncyclopedia. Dead.

Author: Shaolin Microwave http://dead.urbanup.com/4877977
51. (Dead) (0↑, 0↓)
ADJ. Slang term meaning "Extremely" Or "Very." Commonly Used as an alternative to the slang word "Mad"

Guy1: "Yo, do you understand that Physics homework?" Guy2: "Na man, that shits Dead Hard\!"

Author: ApocalypseZero http://dead.urbanup.com/4008157
52. (DEAD) (1↑, 1↓)
Hexadecimal digits D, E, A, and D. Some programmers set 16-bit chunks in computer data mem to DEAD at boot-up, before apps are started.

While debugging that fuckhead's program, I dumped memory and it displayed all DEAD. I knew right then his mem pointer was all fucked up.

53. (dead) (2↑, 2↓)
1. not alive, gone 2. straight (not the meaning the sexuality) 3. deadmeat, not reffering to penis, trouble

1. Man: "YES\! Bush is finally dead\!" 2. Man2: "Are you dead-serious? alright, enlightenment is dead-ahead\!" 3. Man: "oh crap, Cheney is taking his place, we're DEAD\!"

Author: Joe Momma the III http://dead.urbanup.com/2992215
54. (dead) (1↑, 1↓)
1) to no longer breathe, have a pulse, or being unable to continue to be [alive]. 2) refering to something that is no longer cool or good. Or that has never been. 3) in trouble, started as an exaggeration but now is completely literal 4) electronic that no longer works 5) anything that no longer works or is broken 6) anything that you can't figure out how to use and you want to blame the thing

1) My dog is dead 2) I wish I hadn't gone, that was so dead. 3) When my girlfriend finds out I'm gonna be so dead. 4) My phone is dead. 5) Dude, my hand [died]\! 6) Dammit I hate my laptop it is totally dead\!

55. (dead) (4↑, 4↓)
1. when people stop posting on a chat board. 2. also deaded, as if you think you killed the board with your presence

1. whoa this board is dead 2. i deaded the board again. everyone must hate me. i'd better go listen to some goth music

Author: not illiterate http://dead.urbanup.com/1156310
56. (dead) (0↑, 0↓)
[something or someone that isnt alive any more but if you uhhh nevermind]

Beavis:damnit bunghole if you dont shut up ill kill you Butthead:beavis that thing is already dead BEavis:oh yeah

57. (Dead) (0↑, 1↓)
To get absolutely shit-faced(drunk)

Hey man let's go get dead tonight You were straight dead last night

58. (Dead) (3↑, 4↓)
A slang word for marijuana.

Are you holding dead? Got some pure high quality dead.

Author: [Tommy.F][Infamous][K \! D] http://dead.urbanup.com/2331017
59. (dead) (7↑, 8↓)
very this is dead boring

this is dead boring

60. (Dead) (0↑, 2↓)
Drop-dead gorgeous looking girl

There are mad deads in this city...theyre all hot"

61. (dead) (0↑, 2↓)
word that means 1your not moving anymore, 2screwed, 3your just "there."

1:"whoah a dead guy me:"holy crap... hes got 50 bucks in his pocket, score\!" er... 2:dude, your an hour late to pick up your chick? your so DEAD. them:stfu.. 3:man that stoner over there is lying like a dead guy

62. (dead) (2↑, 4↓)
the condition resulting when a male with a huge member shags the life out of a chick.

i shagged the chick and she was dead. The end

Author: Fricky Naughty http://dead.urbanup.com/1106396
63. (dead) (2↑, 4↓)
no fun

dude, this girl won,t come out of their house... maybe she's dead\!

Author: curved shit http://dead.urbanup.com/215102
64. (dead) (0↑, 3↓)
not alive but to exist with a big head that eats people particulary michaels

John: omg micheals gone. Tiny: dead probly got to him. John: oh well how was your day

Author: justin adona http://dead.urbanup.com/2821755
65. (dead) (4↑, 7↓)
wat ur like when u sleep

he slept in until 5 in the afternoon, seemed like he was dead

Author: loco asshole http://dead.urbanup.com/1059980
66. (dead) (3↑, 7↓)
verb. to kill as subject matter.

john kerry: i still think i won the election. george w: let's just dead that junx you hippie trash. john kerry: *sob*

67. (dead) (0↑, 5↓)
A word a lot of my black friends use in between almost every word. Kind of like the way white ppl say "like"

Nikki : Yo what happ. at the park?? Reesy : Dem niggas dead jumped all dem cause dey dead was talkinn shit and dey dead gawt jumped for dhat. Dead ass. And dey dead desrved it too.

68. (dead) (9↑, 14↓)
Being in a state of having no life or ceasing to exist. A typical pop star's career within four years, doubled if said pop star signs a [Faustian deal] with [MTV] or the [RIAA].

By 2008, the careers of [50 Cent], [Ashanti], [Eminem], and [Britney Spears] will be dead.

69. (Dead) (2↑, 7↓)
when a person is dead its when they arn't lving at the time so they have no life literraly but somtimes people can be revived but somtimes not ...k

the guys is dead but the doctors gave him cpr and revived him but them he killed them all now all the doctors are dead

Author: some random dude http://dead.urbanup.com/38372
70. (Dead) (1↑, 8↓)
An extremely funny joke or image, usually ending the current discussion. Almost used in the same way as "your killing that joke."

"Dude, Bobby's comment on Susans facebook profile picture, dead. I couldn't have said anything funnier myself." Scott showed up to the costume party in drag. Dead.

71. (Dead) (10↑, 22↓)
Pope John Paul The Second

Ryu: "Pope John Paul The Second is dead now." Ken: "Yeah, what a n00b."

72. (dead) (1↑, 16↓)
Dead is the definition of Alaana of Syron when he tried to attack brian of terra1

Noob plus l33t defence = DEAD planet 9:7:1.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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